Humor
Humor
The Bank
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able
to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and
annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start
behaving "right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just
as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell
Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up
the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my
daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed
behind me were screams of laughter.
Jul 9, 2003, 23:51
Humor
With my sister
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that
sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and
I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has
never let me forget.
Jul 9, 2003, 23:50
Humor
In the golf store
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After
browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the
good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if
he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said,
"I think I like playing with men's balls."
Jul 9, 2003, 23:49
Humor
In the hair salon
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in
town and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a
shampoo and a blow job?"
I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.
Jul 9, 2003, 23:47
Humor
Gorillas
Two dashing young girls are walking through the San Diego Zoo checking out the animals. They come across the gorillas and that the alpha-male gorilla has a massive erection.
The girls are fascinated by this.
Jul 9, 2003, 23:44
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