Humor
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PERFECT HUSBAND HUH?!
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk.
MAN: "Hello"
Sep 28, 2003, 12:58
Humor
3 Virgin Brides
There once was a mother who had 3 daughters who were all getting married. The mother did not want to barge in on there sex life but the mother asked for the girls to write her a letter telling how the honey moon went.
Aug 10, 2003, 15:19
Humor
A female news anchor
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and
a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future,
likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict
snow but don't get any.... a true story...
We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where is that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too
they were laughing so hard!
Jul 9, 2003, 23:55
Humor
Potty training
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty
training and I was on him constantly.
Jul 9, 2003, 23:53
Humor
The discount store
A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When
she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of
her items had no price tag.
Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the
intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE
CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE."
That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the
store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for
THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed
back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU
PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND
IN WITH A HAMMER?"
Jul 9, 2003, 23:52
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